An Atheist Explores the Bible Part 193: The Kingdom of Heaven will come suddenly and you won’t know, with lots of events preceding it so you’ll know, and you’d better be ready, even though it makes no difference, and it’ll be within your lifetime, unless it isn’t. (Matthew 21-25)
Matthew 21-25
The Kingdom of Heaven will come suddenly and you won’t know, with lots of events preceding it so you’ll know, and you’d better be ready, even though it makes no difference, and it’ll be within your lifetime, unless it isn’t.
Oh, and there’s a weird little vignette in the middle of this chapter, where Jesus, hungry for breakfast, encounters a fig tree with no figs (because its not in season), so He causes the tree to wither up and die. That’s a bit mean and petty! If you can do that, why not make the fig tree fruitful, that seems more constructive and a better miracle to me. I think this one as an inserted anecdote.
The Kingdom of Heaven will come suddenly and you won’t know, with lots of events preceding it so you’ll know, and you’d better be ready, even though it makes no difference, and it’ll be within your lifetime, unless it isn’t.
Welcome to another instalment of An Atheist Explores
Sacred Texts (Bible version).
In this series I work my way chapter-by-chapter through
the King James Bible, commenting on it from the point of view of the text as
literature and mythology.
For more detail, see the introductory post http://bit.ly/2F8f9JT
For the online KJV I use, see here http://bit.ly/2m0zVUP
And now:
Matthew 21
“And Jesus went
into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the
temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them
that sold doves”
This chapter is the root of the Palm Sunday tradition,
when Jesus enters Jerusalem in triumph. It’s interesting to note that He
deliberately sends the disciples out to get an ass and a colt on which to ride,
as it feels like a deliberate attempt to fulfil the prophecy quoted in this
chapter, that “Behold, thy King cometh
unto thee, meek, and sitting upon an ass, and a colt the foal of an ass”.
It implies a certain knowingness about the PR of the situation from Jesus. (I’d
kind of assumed he was sat on the donkey with the colt following behind, not
with one foot on each or something stupid).
I also note that palm trees are not specifically mentioned
in Matthew (maybe in one of the other gospels) as being what the people waved.
However, after entering the city with a great crowd cheering Him, Jesus
proceeds to the temple and kicks out the moneylenders and “them that sold doves”, saying that they’ve turned the temple into a
“den of thieves”.
This discomfits the scribes and chief priests, and later
on in the chapter there is yet another battle of wits between them and Jesus.
First they ask Him by what authority He teaches. Jesus responds with a riddle –
“The baptism of John,
whence was it? from heaven, or of men?”. The priests can’t decide and so
Jesus refuses to answer them. John the Baptist, again, plays an important
subsidiary role, as the priests fear either answer because they are caught
between admitting that they may have been wrong about John.
Jesus then gives a couple of parables.
In one, a father tells two sons to go and do something. One says no, then
changes his mind and does it, the other says yes and then doesn’t bother.
Which, asks Jesus, is the more righteous? The answer doesn’t seem to fit to me
– “For John came unto you in the way of
righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots
believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might
believe him”. That’s not the same situation, is it? Surely that would be
one son who agrees to do the thing and does it, and the other who doesn’t do
it, and isn’t sorry that he hasn’t? Or am I missing something as usual.
I get the next parable though – a man
builds a vineyard and rents it out to husbandmen. When the time comes to
collect his rent/share of the wine, he sends some servants but the tenants beat
them up and kills them. He sends some more servants, same result. He sends his
own son, same result. The priests are the unruly tenants, the vineyard the
temple, the servants the people, the son Jesus. I got that, but so do the
priests who want to “lay hands” on
Jesus but “fear the multitude”. But
also, really stupid tactics by the vineyard owner.
Oh, and there’s a weird little vignette in the middle of this chapter, where Jesus, hungry for breakfast, encounters a fig tree with no figs (because its not in season), so He causes the tree to wither up and die. That’s a bit mean and petty! If you can do that, why not make the fig tree fruitful, that seems more constructive and a better miracle to me. I think this one as an inserted anecdote.
Matthew
22
“They say unto him, Caesar's. Then saith he
unto them, Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are
Caesar's; and unto God the things that are God's.”
More bandying words between the Jesus
and the religious establishment. The chapter starts with a parable about a king
who is holding a wedding for his son. The invited guests refuse to come, and
even go so far as to beat and kill the servants he sends to summon them. So he
sends out an army to kill them all, then sends his other servants to invite all
and sundry found on the highways to the wedding. One guest comes dressed
inappropriately, and for this gets tied up and thrown into the darkness.
So, unpicking this, if the king is the
kingdom of heaven, then the first set of guests are perhaps a dig at the
priests again – the important first invitees who for some reason refuse to go
(and the servant messengers the disciples, perhaps). So, death and destruction
on them, and open out to everyone else. But you need to be serious about it (be
in the right spiritual “clothing”) or you won’t get in. I reckon that seems
about right to me.
The rest feel like doctrinal
nit-picking. The Sadducees ask, if Moses says that a man may marry his
brother’s widow, whose wife will she be if everyone is resurrected? Jesus’
answer is basically, don’t be so stupid, things like marriage are irrelevant in
heaven. It’s clear here that the resurrection taught by Jesus is more like
becoming a new spiritual form, not being the same person with a set of wings on
a cloud. Closer to the concept of Nirvana, even.
The Pharisees try to get Jesus into
trouble with the Romans by making him say that taxes shouldn’t be paid. Jesus
neatly sidesteps them with the famous quote above, used as later justification
for the separation of church and state. He’s also asked which is the greatest
commandment (which sounds like a kind of rubbish fanboy question) – Jesus
responds that to love God with heart, mind and soul is the greatest, then love
thy neighbour. So first a complete acceptance of God, then general decency to
other people are the commandments on which “hang
all the law and the prophets”. Finally, there’s a bit of legerdemain
concerning whether Jesus is the “Son of
David” or not; I think the implication here is that Jesus doesn’t think of
himself as the Son of David but identifies Himself with what David calls his
Lord – you can’t be a Lord and a son. I think that’s the logic.
Matthew
23
“Woe
unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye are like unto whited
sepulchres, which indeed appear beautiful outward, but are within full of dead men's bones, and of all
uncleanness.”
Now this is more like it! I think when Matthew presents
Jesus as tripping up the Pharisees with tricks of logic about doctrinal matter,
he doesn’t really succeed. But when Jesus opens up with a full-bore impassioned
speech, that’s when we get some good rhetoric. Perhaps this accurately
represents Jesus’ forte, the big grandstanding speeches, not the minutiae.
Here, Jesus basically gives it to the scribes and
Pharisees with both barrels, with the repeating line of ““Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites”. I won’t go into all aspects, because overall the message is the
same. The scribes and Pharisees put on an outward show of piety and make a big
deal about it, but inside they do not practice what they preach. Jesus condemns
them as the same kind of people that persecuted the prophets of old. I think it
says a lot about human nature that the same accusations could be levelled at
the hierarchy of the church founded in Jesus’ name; I think He would have had a
word or two to say to certain mediaeval and renaissance popes, for example.
I loved the phrase to “strain at a gnat, and swallow a camel”;
it’s kind of a re-arranging the deckchairs on the Titanic sentiment – to be
quibbling over small matters and letting the big problems slide by. I intend to
use it in future.
Matthew
24
“Watch
therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come.”
Jesus takes the disciples aside and
gives them a bit of good old eschatological prophecy, concerning the end of
days, when there “nation shall rise
against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and
pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places”, as well as the sun and
moon growing dark, false prophets, great tribulations and so on, all very
reminiscent of the Old Testament prophets (Daniel even gets a namecheck;
apparently if you read his book carefully there are clues as to where to go in
the end of days).
I’ll gloss over the seeming
inconsistency with all these very visible signs and portents and the
observations at the end that the coming of “Son
of Man” will be sudden and unannounced, and only the faithful will know. I
guess that’s the point where all the wars, earthquakes etc. happen (or, there
are so many wars, earthquakes etc. then it’s impossible to tell which are the
signifiers for the end days and which are just plain old normal wars,
earthquakes etc.).
What’s most interesting about this
chapter, to me, is that it seems to be implied that these things will come to
pass within the lifetime of the disciples; “Verily
I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be
fulfilled”, although “this generation”
could well just refer to the generation alive at the time of the end days. It
seems to have been quite a common belief amongst early Christians that the
second coming was imminent. Still is with some people. Which modifies a lot of
your thinking, if you live in the belief that the world will end in some
religious catastrophe any day soon, and mostly not in a useful or healthy
fashion.
Matthew 25
“Then
shall the kingdom of heaven be likened unto ten virgins, which took their
lamps, and went forth to meet the bridegroom.”
Jesus continues to expound upon His
philosophy in the form of more parables. The first is the tale of the ten
virgins, five of which keep lamps and oil ready, the other five have lamps but
no oil, and they are waiting to be called to their bridegroom. When they are
called, in the middle of the night, the un-prepared virgins are unable to go.
So, obviously, this ties in with the sentiment of the previous chapter, “Watch therefore, for ye know neither the day
nor the hour wherein the Son of man cometh”. Aside from the rather strange
wedding arrangements going on here, this concept seems to contradict the
example given with the vineyard owner – in that parable it made no difference
when anyone comes to the kingdom of heaven, they get the same reward, in which
case it made as much sense to delay as long as possible. However, here there’s
the sense that suddenly, Bam!, your time’s up and you have to make a reckoning
for your life. So, really, the kingdom of heaven is like a Dutch auction –
there’s reward for delaying, but you can’t leave it too long. I’m sure that’s
not the intent.
In the second parable, a man gives his
servants some money. Two of them invest it and double their money, the third
hides it and makes no profit, for which he is chastised, “For unto every one that hath shall be given, and he shall have
abundance: but from him that hath not shall be taken away even that which he
hath”. Which seems counter to the sentiments expressed in the sermon on the
mount, and also counter to the idea of the “first
shall be last”. I presume that the metaphor here is something to do with
faith, rather than money, because of course a camel has more chance of passing through
the eye of a needle than a rich man entering into heaven, and people should
give away everything they own. But even if we’re talking about spiritual funds
here rather than hard cash, this seems to run counter to the idea that it’s the
poor and outcasts that need salvation the most; previously Jesus’ philosophy
was all about helping the little guy. This … not so much.
Because then the chapter ends with the
“King”, the Son of Man, dividing up
nations at the end of days, into sheep and goats. The goats on the left hand
get cast “into everlasting fire, prepared
for the devil and his angels” – the first reference to a fiery hell, I
think, and also the first pop at left-handed people. The sheep get saved
because they helped people, the implication being that every hungry person,
every cold or lost person, God is within them and so God knows who has and has
not been charitable. It’s a bit like a trick pulled in fairy tales where a
creature able to grant wishes pretends to be an old woman in need, and it’s always
the youngest son who stops in his quest to help them and so is given the tools
he needs to succeed. You know the motif I mean.
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