An Atheist Explores the Bible Part 30: Into the doldrums, in which the reader finds little to discuss (Numbers 26-30)
Numbers 26-30
Into the doldrums, in which the reader finds little to discuss.
Welcome to another instalment of An Atheist Explores
Sacred Texts (Bible version).
In this series I work my way chapter-by-chapter through
the King James Bible, commenting on it from the point of view of the text as
literature and mythology.
For more detail, see the introductory post http://bit.ly/2F8f9JT
For the online KJV I use, see here http://bit.ly/2m0zVUP
And now:
Numbers 26
“And
Zelophehad the son of Hepher had no sons, but daughters: and the names of the
daughters of Zelophehad were Mahlah, and
Noah, Hoglah, Milcah, and Tirzah.”
Oh Numbers,
you are a book sorely in need of editing. This chapter is yet another census of
the tribes of Israel, although it differs slightly from those we’ve had before
in that there is mention of those who were swallowed up by the earth for
complaining, and of those who didn’t make it through the desert. Just as it
seemed like the plot was moving with the duo of comedy villains, Balak and
Balaam, we go backwards again, like a particularly pedantic version of
Rashomon.
Only thing I
wanted to point out here in the quoted verse is that “Noah” is given as a
female name. Guess it can be either.
Numbers 27
“And thou
shalt speak unto the children of Israel, saying, If a man die, and have no son,
then ye shall cause his inheritance to pass unto his daughter.”
Funny I
mentioned Noah last chapter as she and her sisters start off this chapter. With
their father dead, and no brothers, they ask Moses not to let their inheritance
be lost, so God expands the inheritance laws to allow women to inherit, if
there are no brothers.
The chapter
then jumps to Moses appointing Joshua as a leader of the Israelites, and that’s
about it for this chapter.
Numbers 28
“Command the
children of Israel, and say unto them, My offering, and
my bread for my sacrifices made by fire, for a sweet savour
unto me, shall ye observe to offer unto me in their due season.”
Did we really
need more detail on burnt offerings? Have we not covered this in complete
detail already? Maybe these are specific offerings for this particular point in
time, I don’t know. Nothing more to say here.
Numbers 29
“And in the
seventh month, on the first day of the month, ye shall have an holy convocation; ye
shall do no servile work: it is a day of blowing the trumpets unto you.”
And more. I
mean, way to bring the narrative to a crashing halt. Why is this bit even here? I can't help but think that a whole day of "blowing the trumpets" can be anything but annoying. We're unlikely to be talking Dizzy Gillespie here, more like the constant drone of a vuvuzela.
Numbers 30
“But if her husband
disallowed her on the day that he heard it; then he shall make her vow which she vowed, and that
which she uttered with her lips, wherewith she bound her soul, of none effect:
and the LORD shall forgive her.”
Numbers here
has reverted to being Leviticus. This small chapter concerns the making of
oaths, in particular oaths sworn by women. Patronisingly (literally), a woman’s
father or husband can make any oath she swears void, if he so wishes. And
that’s it. This book really is a strange patchwork of narrative, with the
Israelites slowly, slowly, approaching the promised land, interspersed with
random rules.
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